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"Like I always say, there's no 'I' in "team". There is a 'me', though, if you jumble it up."

respice prospice

We would worry less about what others think of us if we realized how seldom they do.
Wisdom - that part of knowledge that isn't only true, but also happens to be helpful.
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Wisdom speaks softly... Thereafter the volume increases proportionate to the level of ignorance
A punctured bicycle
On a hillside desolate
Will nature make a man of me yet?
All designed objects are propaganda for a certain way of life.
Sometimes we need to stop analysing the past, stop planning the future, stop figuring out precisely how we feel, stop deciding exactly what we want, and just see what happens.
We are not the same persons this year as last; nor are those we love. It is a happy chance if we, changing, continue to love a changed person.
"Never ascribe to malice that which can be explained by incompetence." --Napoleon Bonaparte

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Octokiss

An aquarium director kisses an octopus goodbye before setting it free in the ocean to mate before dying. Larger version of photo here, along with the beautiful story behind it. (Image: Kitsap Sun / Thanks, Steve Silberman!)

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Photographer portrays swimmers in the oil spill region

Photographer Jane Fulton Alt’s latest series is called Crude Awakening. She writes on her web site:

Living on the shores of Lake Michigan, I am acutely aware of the disastrous toll the oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico has taken on all forms of life, especially as our beaches opened to the 2010 swimming season. This environmental, social and economic catastrophe highlights a much larger problem that has inflicted untold suffering as we exploit the earth’s resources worldwide.

We are all responsible for leading lives that create demand for unsustainable energy. We [

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Lebron James Nike Commercial - Swimming Pool

YouTube – Lebron James Nike Commercial – Swimming Pool.

Hathersage Open Air (heated) Swimming Pool

RIP Clissold Water Polo - (tumbleweed rolls across pool-deck)

from Hackney Swimmer’s wavemachine

Water Polo to be wound-up at Clissold (until someone else takes the time?)

What the republished note below doesn’t cover is the lack of support from LBH and London Swimming. The ASA has been top-dog in swimming for so long by making sure that no uppity upstarts get too ‘above their station’ with innovative projects and initiatives that are not directly attributable to the ASA, even if they are initiatives that they eventually advocate.

People are not allowed to see the contract for the management of Hackney’s leisure assets and [

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Surfs not up, view from …

If you go down to Tesco’s today…… – by Wildswimmer-Pete

The Lion of Runcorn!

………be careful of what you wear:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/8484116.stm

I must admit I’m at a bit of a loss as to why the good burghers of Cardiff prefer to shop in their pyjamas, but why not? They don’t look much different to a tracksuit. As far as bare feet are concerned, what’s the problem? Shoppers aren’t going to handle the produce with their toes, and if some find the sight of feet offensive then what about those who, like myself, wear sandals? The only difference is that sandal wearers have a sole ‘twixt foot and floor. [

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Rosa Sallares, 100 Years Old, Breaks FINA Masters World Record

“PHOENIX, Arizona, January 12. SPAIN’S Rosa Sallares celebrated her 100th birthday in grand fashion last week, setting a new FINA Masters world record in the 50 backstroke.

Sallares, who turned 100 …”

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swim lessons and dunking infants and dunking baby swimmers

Should baby swimmers or infant swimmers be dunked as part of a swim lesson? This is a common question parents ask about swimming lessons for their swimmers. “Dunk” is even a term used by some swimming instructors as part of a learn-to-swim lesson. Before I answer the question, “should babies be dunked during a swim lesson,” let’s clarify the meaning of the term ‘dunk’. My definition of dunk is to abruptly push a person underwater. Fair enough?

Do you care to be dunked? I can’t say I do. So why would a swim teacher or even a parent dunk [

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No paddling on school trips children told

“Children are being banned from paddling in water during school trips under new health and safety guidelines.”

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best advice I was ever giving: #11

pearls of something

  • nothing good ever happened after 10pm
  • alcohol makes everyone ugly
  • nothing that is advertised is ‘needed’
  • all occasions when women wear hats are utterly pointless
  • it’s easier to keep up than catch up
  • The pleats on a cummerbund face up.
  • squeezing spots does make them worse
  • respice prospice
  • love conquers all
  • bread in supermarkets is rubbish
  • wasps never sting unless attacked
  • every intelligent person over 40 wishes their brain worked better and, if they did, that they had never taken drugs
  • they never give toys away with healthy food
  • phones and cars are holes into which we throw money
  • always have spare dry gloves and socks
  • learn knots, the fourth most important skill in life
  • gossip is never, never, never, never true
  • never put anything on a hook in changing rooms or it is lost
  • if, at a moment when any reasonable person would expect you to lose your cool completely, you instead don’t, and stay calm and collected, nobody present will ever forget this about you
  • accent and dialect are wonderful, mispronounciation is stupidity
  • friends won’t volunteer criticism: you have to ask
  • if a thing isn’t fun you aren’t doing it correctly or for the right reasons
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  • conjoined swimmers

    water: the great democratiser

    I posted this image this morning and have spent all day wondering at my motives. It’s a challenging picture and not at all cheap or exploitative, I think.

    In swimming we are all almost or actually naked and unable to hide ourselves so we are all rendered ‘the same’ if not ‘equal’ … and yet by donning expensive costumes, branded hats, tans, and other ‘stealth wealth’ accessories many people separate themselves from the herd, in appearance.

    You can either swim beautifully or you cannot. If you can’t, and you are over eight, [

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    the best advice I ever had: #5

    If you are a swimmer, or just plain vain, and you are shaving your chest keep the tip of one index finger over your nipple as you shave around it.

    The Art Of Living Dangerously In The Open Water

    You have to leave “Cheeseless Station C” and get into ‘Maze Time’.

    “ William Gurstelle, author of Absinthe & Flamethrowers: Projects and Ruminations on the Art of Living Dangerously writes, ‘Among our primitive ancestors, those who ventured farthest from their caves in search of better food or who overcame their fear of fire accrued significant advantages over their meeker kin. That’s why a lot of us like the idea of living on the edge: It’s in our DNA to take risks.’

    A 2005 German study concluded that people who take above-average risks have a higher-than-average index of [

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    Isaac Cordal, 'Cement Eclipses'

    Isaac Cordal, ‘Cement Eclipses’, London – unurth – street art.

    Clissold Compete in the National Arena Swimming League

    Tonight is a really big night for Clissold Swimming Club competing the National Arena Swimming league at Clissold Leisure Centre.  A big leap for a small club on the up!! Seems strange to be so far away (for ‘strange’ substitute any of many words).  A seventh place from the Clissold – well done.

    Haggerston Baths restoration

    Architectural and Design Team leadership services are required for the restoration of the Haggerston Baths, a public bath house in the London Borough of Hackney

    via Haggerston Baths restoration | News | Architects Journal.

    well you could push our ignorant arses over with a soft stick – we were correct!

    So according to this we, (the mouthy community described by LBH councillors and officers alike as misguided, fanciful and alarmist), were pretty damn accurate in our calculations for the costs of Clissold Leisure Centre. We said almost £50,000,000 they said, “nowhere near that”.

    This figure in the Freedom of Information disclosure won’t include officer-time, precautionary redundancy costs*, auditors’ fees, consultants’ fees, lawyers’ fees, recruitment costs, either! Mr Pipe is not expected to apologise to anyone anytime soon. Can anyone explain why the out-of-court, ‘no-blame’ settlement remains confidential?

    (This calculation also makes no mention of the additional £10,000,000 windfall [

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    London Fields ‘Swim for Some’ scheme questioned

    Because it would be so popular with people who live and work in Hackney, if made more affordable, the Council has ring-fenced London Fields Lido as an upper middle-class, swim-snob’s playground.

    The Council, dutifully, works hard to support the GLL business model and their ‘seemingly’ low staffing levels. At last people are beginning to wonder about this only to be told, “oh if we did that the Lido would be used too much”.

    As the Council has made a mess of swimming pools for so many years and now does whatever its contractor requires to help them [

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    swimming

    “Swimmers never die they only tread water” – “Only when the tide goes out can you see who was swimming naked” – “It’s a good idea to begin at the bottom in everything except in learning to swim.” – “If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown too?” – “Seven days of no swimming makes one weak. ” – “In water: the only place an Englishman can dance happily” – “Swimming: From the outside looking in, you can’t understand it. From the inside looking out, you can’t explain it.” – “He who burns his bridges [

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